shuckl:

captaincum:

i want sex now

not until you’ve finished your broccoli

(Source: drivethruslut, via lonepotato)

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avenue:

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit

(via all-the-other-urls-are-taken)

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mom: who are you texting?
me: my crack dealer
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1-800-quality: s-1rens: lexifey: l-o-nd-on: oh-woah-dope: cr4zy-glue: wreckl-ss: d1nos: irregulary: awkward-whaale: takemenao: peoplecallmemarvin: maybeloveisworthit: bitchach0ss: s-kinnyl0v3: 4w-k: 5ensitive: pepperm1nt-mocha: p4nduhs: gir4ffie: skyl-ght: n4ndos: stfu-elena: fuckscouver: n1konic: I feel you you’re insecure, don’t know what for you’re turning heads when you walk through the door don’t need makeup to cover up being the way that you are is en uh ough everyone else in the room can see it ^^you guys ruined an amazing picture.  everyone else but yooooooou baby you light up my world like nobody else the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed but when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell you dont know oh-oh you don’t know your beautiful, oh-oh DARE ME TO JUMP OFF THIS JERSEY BRIDGE?!? I BET YOU NEVER HAD A FRIDAY NIGHT LIKE THIS KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP LET’S RAISE OUR HANDS I TAKE A LOOK UP IN THE SKY AND I SEE RED FOR THE CANCER, RED FOR THE WEALTHY, RED FOR THE DRINK THAT’S MIXED WITH SUICIDE. EVERYTHING REDDDDDDD- i had to . PLEASE WONT YOU PUSH ME FOR THE LAST TIME LETS SCREAM UNTIL THERES NOTHING LEFT SO SICK OF PLAYING I DON’T WANT THIS ANYMORRE THE THOUGHT OF YOU’S NO FUCKING FUN, YOU WANT A MORTER ILL BE ONE do you ever feel like a plastic bag THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU  drifting through the wind, wanting to start again do you ever feel, feel so paper thin BECAUSE ENOUGH’S ENOUGH WE’RE DONE YOU TOLD ME THINK ABOUT IT WELL I DID, NOW I DON’T WANNA FEEL A THING ANYMORE I’M TIRED OF BEGGING FOR THE THINGS THAT I WANT; I’M OVER SLEEPING LIKE A DOG ON THE FLOOR
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rihyo:

i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body

(via whats-your-poision)

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I FEEL PRIDE. I HAVE BEEN ON THIS.
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spiderm-n:

A blowjob isn’t with your mouth, it’s with your heart

(via whats-your-poision)

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who-ya-callin-pinhead:

is fried chicken an emotion 

(Source: rnackenzie, via thirteenth-of-february)

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claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(via she-fades-away--inherdaze)

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